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Post by Blobfish on Mar 28, 2009 18:35:24 GMT -5
(Hmm, as much as I love a writing challenge, beating a 15k-letter post seems a bit pointless right now.) (I'll try it next weekend ) ~~ A figure sidled over to the table, humming. "Wow, I can see you guys have been busy." She reached a spare seat furthest away from the other players and sat down. In her hands she carried a bowl of snacks which she almost placed on Death Mountain before realising what that would mean. Giggling, she placed the bowl on a spare flat surface. "Sorry I was late, I was making popcorn. Anyone want some? It's sugary." The newcomer was a woman with dark blue hair that was tied up in a lazy fashion. She wore a simple black top and trousers. Her eyes were a dull grey and looked washed-out and tired. "Aww, no fair, this means I can't use my galleons...Oh well, I guess I can't complain - I'd lose either way." The woman looked around and started patting her pockets. She grinned somewhat nervously, then saw the popcorn bowl. Reaching in, she rustled around the bottom of the bowl and pulled out an unpopped corn. "I left my pieces in my other trousers. Sorry. Just use some imagination, OK?" Reaching over, she dropped the corn onto the borad - it landed in the tiny lake with a splash. The woman leaned back and snapped her fingers - the corn popped open and split in two, leaving two fluffy pieces of popcorn getting damper and damper in the lake. "Ooh, hey, a double-popped corn is good luck, y'know. Though I suppose each piece is a bit smaller...." ~ In the actual lake, a girl floated calmly halfway between the surface and the bed. Around her shone a faint pulsing light. At the moment the corn popped, the girl opened her eyes and screamed silently into the water as her body started shaking and stretching. She clawed back towards the surface, and finally broke free of the murky lake. A second later, another almost identicle figure surfaced only feet away. The girl, sweating and gasping, smiled as she started swimming towards the bank. her doppleganger follwed. On the bank, both girls sat down to dry in the sunshine. One - the original - was fair-skinned with long black hair. The other was sarker-skinned with bright white hair. Both wore matching blue dresses that were dripping lake-water onto the grass. The original girl turned to her clone, smiled and muttered "So they didn't lie. Come on, lets go show our parents." The girls raced each other to one of the small houses that ringed the lake. Both were extremly fast, though the original won by a hair's bredth. As they walked into the house, hand-in-hand, thir mother and father gasped. "Yeah, maybe we'd better tell you about our day" the girls said in unison, each grinnying from ear-to-ear. ~ (Don't have time to post the rest of the intro to my character tonight - sorry ^_^; )
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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 28, 2009 23:12:56 GMT -5
(We do tend to get out of control with AIM convos. I think we've done one ~20,000 characters long before, in a War.
And I'm only doing this because Kow nagged at me to. Including one time with 36-size letters in bold that froze my computer. -.-
Same AIM thing as before: (alien) = written by me on AIM. (Kow) = written by Kow on AIM.
...Also:
Kow and alien fight a tentacle monster!)
(alien) Kennit and the Imp emerged from the portal in a dark, dank section of the Castle. A flickering torch gave off a weak light, slightly strengthened by a small flow of light peeping out from under the heavy iron door. "The castle dungeons. There are two people deeper in here I want you to interrogate... but you'll need a disguise." Kennit said to the Imp. "I don't want to be recognized as being involved with them. At least, not yet. I would advise one of the guards above."
(Kow) "Alright, one minute." The Imp said weakly. He stepped into a nearby door, the Guardroom, and focused for a minute. He came out later, with a blue vest, white pants, and a bit fatter, with a mini-afro. "Shall we go?"
(alien) As the door opened the second time, Kennit hissed, raised his arm to cover his eyes, and growled gutterally, "Who dares bring light into my lair?!"
(Kow) "Uh... me? And is this even your lair? Come on, let's move..." He said in a manly voice.
(alien) "Demons. No sense of drama." Kennit led the disguised Imp to the door of the dungeon proper, pushing it open without even unlocking it. The lock snicked open anyway. Inside, there was row after row of cells, grim stone cubes with solid iron bars at one end. In two of the nearest ones were Kuto and Kat, bereft of, respectively, bow and Spear. "Those are the two. I have some other business to attend to... I'll see your report sometime later tonight." Kennit vanished in the shadowy recesses of the dungeon, leaving the demon alone.
(Kow) "But what am I supposed to-" He was cut off by Kinnit leaving. The Carpenter sighed. He stared blankly at the two.
(alien) Katrina did nothing, because she was unconscious.
(Kow) The Imp took a bucket to a nearby sink, filling it with water. He proceeded to dump the bucket on the unconscious girl. "Wake up!"
(alien) Katrina's only reaction was to begin snoring softly.
(Kow) The Imp was beginning to get annoyed. He took a sword from a weapon rack of the Guardroom, and went inside the cell. He stuck the sword into the girl's leg. "WAKE! UP!"
(alien) Katrina, at that moment, fortunately rolled to one side. The sword hit the stones of the floor, while Kat mumbled softly.
(Kow) The Imp was becoming enraged. He knelt down, and stuck a hand for the girls throat.
(alien) Katrina leaped at the man, knocking him off balance. He was sent tumbling to the ground, and she quickly grabbed the sword. Pointing it to his throat, she said, "I am quite surprised. There is, in fact, somebody that is stupider than they look."
(Kow) The Carpenter, or Imp, hissed. He backed away, and before she could respond, pointed at her. "Magic Missile!"
(alien) Katrina looked puzzled. "What kind of stupid name is that?"
(Kow) Moments after she said that, a beam shot from his finger, made of pure energy. "That kind."
(alien) "HOLY JAZEEBUS BATMAN!!" Katrina cried incomprehensibly. She spasmed from the energy, before collapsing to the ground. Within a few moments, though, she was back on her feet and grabbing for the sword.
(Kow) The demon reeled his hand back, and shot his a fist out, yelling "Fire ball!" A large ball of fire was sent to the girl.
(alien) Kat sidestepped the attack this time, but was still almost thrown forward by the force of it exploding on the opposite wall. She jumped towards the sword, coming up with it in one hand. Not taking her eyes off the attacker, she yelled, "Hey, you! You going to do something?" to Kuto.
(Kow) Kuto, who was in the other cell, woke up from his sleep by the girl yelling at him. "Y-yeah, I guess." He said nervously. He focused for a minute, and he destroyed the wall between the cells with his earth magic. Before the demon could react, Kuto sent a punch to his face that sent him flying across the room. "...You okay?" He said to the girl.
(alien) "Oh, and they say chivalry is dead. I mean, it's not like you tried to kill me... Oh, wait!"
(Kow) "Shut up!" the boy said, enraged. "It wasn't me. It was him!" He said, pointing to the man. "He possesed me. He's a demon!"
(alien) "Suuuuuure, that's what they all say! "The demon possesed me!" or "The bad man with the sword is taking over my mind again!". Admittedly, that latter one had dumped his girlfriend in a lake, so that was the least of his problems, but..."
(Kow) "Look, whatever. I don't need to prove myself to you. All I know is that I am out for some sweet revenge!" he said, grinning to the demon. It stared back, with a look of rage. It had felt something from that punch. "You think I'm going to stand here while you do idle chatter?! Or, rather, MORE idle chatter... Shut up!" It said, and extended out each finger into a claw shape. "Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!"
(alien) "..." Katrina had nothing to reply to that. Neither, apparently, did Kuto. "Er... hentai-y?" "..." the demon glared at them. From his hands issued a purple-ish glow, and then several large spiked tentacles emanated from it. "..."
(Kow) "Oh god, no!" Kuto yelled, running away from the tentacles. He ran out of the still-open jail cell door, and created a wall to block them. He took his bow and arrows from a nearby table, and pulled out a red-tipped arrow. He pulled the wall back down, nocked the arrow, and shot it at the base of the tentacles.
(alien) "Urgh." Katrina leaped over the wall as it was coming up, rolling under the table. She heard the tentacles thud into the wall, and then Kuto fired an arrow into the mass they were emerging from. There was a muffled explosion, which only seemed to agitate the tentacles more. "Where's the Spear?!"
(Kow) "I don't know, the table you're hiding under??" He said, annoyed. "Well, if fire doesn't work..." He said, pulling out a blue-tipped arrow. "Maybe I can freeze them!" He finished, as the arrow shot towards the tentancles again.
(alien) "I am not blind, you know. There is a javelin on that table, but not my Spear. Moron." The arrow had connected, and seemed to slow down the tentacles. After a few moments, however, their lethargy vanished, and they surged ahead even faster than before.
(Kow) "Look, just shut up and find it! If you do, I can teleport us out of here. Hurry and find it while I slow these things down." With that, he took two Ice arrows, and one Fire arrow, and shot all three at the things that would surely cause him later nightmares.
(alien) Kat ran down the line of cells, looking for some sort of storage area. Every time she looked back, the tentacles seemed to be getting closer to Kuto. One time, she called back, "I believe the freezing arrows are more effective!" After that, he seemed to be holding them back steadily, though with a large expenditure of arrows. Finally, she found a cache of miscellaneous weapons, probably the long-term storage for things found on prisoners. She located the Spear almost instantly, and ran back to Kuto with it in hand.
(Kow) "Y'found it? Good, now let's roll. Later, Demon McDemon." He put his hand on Kat's shoulder, and, a few seconds later, they appeared near the Ranch; the Ranch Kuto destroyed.
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Post by Blobfish on Mar 29, 2009 8:03:55 GMT -5
"Violet, what have you done?" The girls' parents were sat down looking half-scared and half-proud Violet - the original girl - smiled. "I went for a swim. And you know all those stories you told me about the powers of this temple-like place? I kinda slightly tested to see if they were true." "And I've now gained my own body and everything" the clone piped up. "But it's OK, I think I can re-form again." "It'll just take a bit of cencentration." "But that's fine." "Though I don't really want to be stuck in one body again for too long." "Aww, c'mon, it's not that bad" - Now the two girls seemed to be arguining with each other. "Stop it, both of you!" The mother of the two suddenly shouted "I thought I'd told you about not messing around with ancient unsafe magic. Now, you two are going to re-merge or whatever and stop this nonsense. Do you understand?" The girls looked at each other briefly before nodding and walking out of the house. When they judged that they were safely out of earshot, the clone said "They're no fun." "As much as I hate to admit it, I agree. But I suppose I should do as I'm told." "What? No we shouldn't! Lets go exploring. With the two of us, nothing can stand in our way!" "I dunno...they must've told us not to wander off for a reason..." "Nah, c'mon, it'll be fine." "Well...OK...I guess..." ~ (I may as well explain my characters a bit - I don't feel up to writing huge amounts of stuff. Violet is one girl who's suddenly become two. And, no surprise since this happened near the water temple, her new half isn't quite as nice as her. So hopefully some very interesting arguments will happen between them ^_^. Violet (the original / good one) is faster than her clone and can use light magic. Nightshade (the not-so-good-one) is stronger and can use shadow magic. Both use hand-to-hand fighting. They can switch between being one or two beings at will. Should make for some very interesting battles. )
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Post by kitini on Mar 29, 2009 15:27:31 GMT -5
((*stares at first big post* Phew, that took a while to -- *sees second big post* I WILL KILL YOU DEAD ;_; And yes, Eliras on the mountain where I keep forgetting what it's called )) Elira finally made it to the Goron settlement and found someone she could trust with her gear. Before any questions could be asked, she was off again. She wasn't sure why, but her instincts were telling her to run further down the mountain. She followed them, and raced as fast as her legs would take her. Even when she finally reached the base of the mountain, she kept running, determined to find what had awakened this sense of alert. ((I can either direct her to Castleton or to the ranch. Don't know where though so suggestions? <3?))
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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 29, 2009 22:06:51 GMT -5
(Death Mountain.
And I'm vewwy sowwy... another long post. v.v)
(alien)
Kennit slumped onto his bed. The day had taken it's toll on him, mentally and physically. Within a few moments, he was unconscious.
When he woke much later the next day, he knew the time was right.
Rainclouds filled the sky, and dropped a steady hissing rain. He walked down to the library after changing into newer clothes, and found the results of his mission for them.
"The Demon King's remains were sealed... beneath the Castle?"
"Yes, indeed. They deemed it would be the safest place to hide them." "Hm."
With that, Kennit swept back out of the library and returned to his room to prepare. Only then did he remember the Imp. It appeared before him in Carpenter-form, in a swirl of darkness.
(Kow)"Wah!" The Imp said, surprised by the sudden teleportation. "Uh... where are we?"
(alien) "Hyrule Castle. We're going to find somebody you might have heard about in studying history... The Demon King. Come on."
(Kow) "Unholy Satan! The Demon King? Wow, cool." The Imp said, giddy as a schoolgirl.
(alien) "Follow me." Kennit started through the winding halls and corridors of the Castle, always heading downwards. After almost half an hour, they arrived in a room full of strange statues and coffin-like boxes. "This is where you're useful for once. Which of these would hold the Demon King?"
(Kow) "I would think someone as evil as yourself would know..." the Imp said sarcastically. "He should be... in... that one." He said, pointing to the largest of the coffins, with a bit of gold trim on it.
(alien) "He was killed after my time. Oh, the fun we had, though... Eating babies, punting puppies into fires, the Spanish Inquisition..." Kennit, or at least the strange-sounding voice that was coming from him, trailed off. Then he continued normally, "He kills thousands of people and they give him the largest seat in the house. How usual of the Hylians." He waved at the coffin, and the lid came off. Inside, there was only a collection of ashes.
(Kow)"Ah, such unholy beauty." The Imp said, staring at the dust. "Listen, we need to take this to Death Mountain and throw it into the crater. Don't ask me how it works, but if we do, the Demon King will be reborn again."
(alien) "I do know that much. And a part you're forgetting; a blast of magic from something the dearly departed was close to. Such as," Kennit pulled the Blade of Memories from the air, "this." With a small gesture, the ashes floated into the air, and flowed through a portal that opened. As the Imp and Kennit followed, they were struck by a wave of heat. "If you'd like to do the honors? I need to time it right so that the magic and the ashes hit the lava at the same time..."
(Kow) "Alrighty then... On three." The Imp said, holding the ashes with what would look like telepathy. "One," he began, beginning to move it closer. "Two..." It said with anticipation. "Three!"
(In the world beyond worlds, the Woman looked surprised. "I think it may be moving too fast... meh." She pulled a coin from the air, and spun it for all to see. On each side was a flame, painted black. She flicked it into the air, and it landed in the tiny crater atop Death Mountain.)
(alien) The metaphorical **** hit the windmill. A blast of shadow magic merged into the lava at the point that the ashes landed. The Crater was filled with darkness, and then came a booming voice. It said, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
(Kow) "My lord!" The Imp said, reverting back to his original form, and kneeling.
(alien) From the darkness stepped a man. Of average height, average build, with brown hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a suit not unlike that of a lawyer's. A red, spiked tail wound around one leg, and a pair of dainty horns poked from amidst his hair. "It's been too long, eh, Belafonte?" Kennit looked at him. Then, with the strange voice from before, he said, "Long enough. But this time, I'm afraid, we're not on even ground."
(Kow) "...Who's Belafonte...?"
(alien) "Somebody much more evil than you could imagine, little minion," the Demon King said condescendingly, and then addressed Kennit. "What do you mean?" "I mean that you will be helping me. I'm afraid only one of your generals has any real power left after all this time, which I made quite sure of while the real owner of this body was asleep. The rest are truly dead, or decayed to such a degree they're hardly any better than this imp. Though, it won't go too badly for you. I've cleared a usurper out of hell for you."
"Hmph. We shall see. Still, Belafonte, this is quite typical of you. I quite miss the old days, though... Demon King and Overlord living it up, eating puppies and punting babies into traffic... Not to mention the Spanish Inquisition." "That always was our favorite event, I remember. Shall we go, then?" The trio returned through the portal to the basements of the castle. Kennit looked at the imp. "We have some catching up to do. Go and find any of the generals that could be revived usefully..."
(Kow) "Yessir." Said the Imp, creating a portal to where Kennit and he were at before. He stepped through, looking around for one of the General's coffin. There was only one that looked different from the other - well, it didn't look different. However, at the last time they were, the one he spotted hadn't been there before. He went up to it, and opened it.
(alien) An enormous clown head, smiling in a creepy and disturbing fashion, flew into the air on a spring, slamming face-first into the Imp.
(Kow) "GAHWTFBBQ!" yelled the Imp. "Uh... That you, mister general guy?"
(alien) Inside, there were only a pile of bones and an old note saying, "Out. Call at 123-666-6660".
(Kow) The Imp reached past the clown head, and grabbed the note, and read it. "...Call it? Uh... okay?" He proceeded to yell out each number.
(alien) Nothing happened, because the general had left this entire tomb as an elaborate joke on whoever opened it. However, another note appeared, saying: "Look on the other side." On the opposite side of the paper were the words: "I Prepared Explosive Runes this milennia."
(Kow) "Oh... I don't think that's very go-" He was cut off by a large explosion spanning the entire room. "Stop playing games with me already! The Demon King is summoning you!"
(Kow) The Imp wandered back to where the Demon King and Kennit were. "Excuse me, sirs? I found one of the generals, but he doesn't want to wake up. He keeps playing jokes on me. Like exploding me."
Kennit and the Demon King exchanged looks. "Xykon?" "Xykon." "That's strange, actually... I didn't notice him earlier. Oh well." Kennit said, and the two headed towards the coffin where Xykon was entombed. A few moments later, Kennit turned to the Imp again. "Keep looking."
As the Demon King bent over the coffin to examine the remains, a coconut pie flew out of it to splatter on his face. "...Definitely Xykon." With a mutter of impatience, Kennit summoned the Blade. Xykon's bones floated out of the coffin, while the pie disappeared. The Demon King gave him a mocking bow, and touched one of the bones. They flew together to form into a full skeleton. It chattered it's jaw. "A skeleton?! Come on!" "We could give you a badass crown, if you like."
"...Perhaps." Kennit pulled a generic golden crown from somewhere, handing it to the demonic general. He placed it on his skull, and gestured. A bathrobe appeared on his bony frame. He frowned, quite difficult for a skeleton, and gestured again. This time, he got a patched towel. "..." He gestured again, and it transformed into a rippling purple cloak. "Thank you! Now, uh, what was it you guys wanted?" Kennit began explaining, while the Demon King wandered off to see what the Imp had gotten up to. (Kow) The Imp saw the Demon King walking towards him. "Uh, hello, sir." He said nervously. "But... if you'll excuse me, I think I need to find the other General?"
(alien) "You... don't seem to be doing anything, though."
(Kow)
"Oh, sorry, sir. I'll... get right on that." With that, the Imp began searching for another coffin. One of them was particularly large. The Imp moved towards that one. He began opening it, and inside, were ashes, just like the Demon King. However, this time the Imp knew what to do without having to go to Death Mountain. He held a fist out, saying "...Fireball." Within an instant, the ashes began to form themselves. A large beast with wings came out, with both fire and darkness covering him. "Berphomet lives once more!" the being yelled through the tomb.
(alien)
Xykon turned to look at the demon. "Hello Bella! How've you been for the last thirteen millenia?"
(In the world beyond worlds, the Woman looked around the table. "No one shall contest the lich Xykon?" she asked.)
(Kow)
"Xykon, I have told you before. Do NOT call me Bella, or I will melt your bones, and forge them into armor." The Envoy gave a stare to Xykon that could penetrate metal.
(The dark haired man spoke up. "Yes, I believe I will." He said, smiling again. The man placed a miniature sword, with jagged edges, looking almost like a plant with thorns.)
(alien)
"Same tune you've been playing for... what... Seven eons? Sorry, Bella, but you haven't done it before this, so... Belafonte, what are we supposed to do?" "You need to stay hidden for three more days. Then, I will require all of your help to... Actually, I won't actually divulge my plans. I'll mumble incomprehensibly, and you'll all nod and act suitably impressed with this plan, thereby bringing all "up to speed" yet keeping an air of mystery over the plan. Okay?"
(The Woman grinned at him. "Remember the first piece, the coin that landed on edge? A wild card is always useful.")
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Post by kitini on Apr 1, 2009 12:22:11 GMT -5
((... ... See, this is why I don't like long posts. I have no idea what's going on anymore D: ))
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Post by alienfetucine on Apr 1, 2009 14:20:09 GMT -5
(Basically:
Kuto and Kat are near the destroyed Lon Lon Ranch. They're basically the good guys.
Kennit, the Demon King, and Xykon are all my chars. They're evil. Very much so. The Imp and Berphomet are Kow's characters. They're also evil, but not as much as mine. >.> All 5 of them are in Hyrule Castle.
I was planning something awesome and evil for today, but I won't do it today. Partly to be mean to Kow, and partly because you and Blob have only posted twice. >.>
START POSTING MOAR. <.<)
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Post by Blobfish on Apr 3, 2009 11:10:11 GMT -5
(Maybe we'd post more if you actually game us a chance. As it is, we could do nothing to interact with you guys during those posts, which ensaddens me ;_; ) (Also I just feel kinda lost. But oh well ^_^ )
~ The two girls ran across hyrule field at an easy pace. Neither of them would tire despite running quickly by most people's standards. As they ran they joked about their parents and their home. Violet's objections to leaving home with no explanation had been expelled as soon as her clone said "It'll be fun. We could see Castleton. And you know what's in Castleton? Food, drink and hot guys. Come on, lets go!" Violent knew she was weak to such ideas, and was soon following her clone out into the field. As soon as they were in sight of the ranch, the girls were shocked. Violet had been out into the field a few times as a young girl, when her mother took her into town to buy clothes. The ranch had always been happy and light and nice. Now it was ruined. The two girls changed their plans without speaking. Both now ran towards the ruined ranch. "What the hell happened here?" shouted the clone as soon as people came into view. "Er...What happened to the ranch?" said Violet, a lot more calmly.
(blergh. Just trying to make my charries appear somewhere near the action)
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Post by kitini on Apr 5, 2009 9:45:33 GMT -5
((I'm gonna back out. I can foresee you two doing more chat-logs that will inevitably result in my staring and wondering what's going on, which will slow things down as you sit and explain each and every post to me. Sorry ;_; ))
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Post by Blobfish on Apr 5, 2009 17:03:33 GMT -5
(Aww, no, not another RP going to die. We generally need all of us in every RP since we have so few members....) (we need more members or to find some middle ground where we're all happy with the RPs.) (We need Fuzz's old WWRP back, I guess. )
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Post by alienfetucine on Apr 5, 2009 17:56:38 GMT -5
(This was more of an experiment than anything, TBQH. And I would get more members from the other boards Kow and I are on, but... I cano only do it on AIM, which not that many people have, since I've shown myself to be against groups off GFAQs in the past. Mostly because of people continually wanting to merge with a bunch of jerks from Exile Revolution, an offsite group. Though, they wouldn't mind if you went there instead. >.> And why Fuzz's WWRP? I dun't remember it much. <.<)
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Post by Blobfish on Apr 6, 2009 6:37:00 GMT -5
(becuase that's the only RP we've all participated in for more than a week ) (shame. This was quite a cool RP - it's just that you two make things go way too quickly, so we don't get a word in edgeways. Not that we can keep up with what's going on anyway.)
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Post by kitini on Apr 6, 2009 13:50:09 GMT -5
((So, Blob, I was about to step in and say "nuh-huh! That's not true!" but then...holy hell it is. Or at least it's the only one I've been in where I've posted literally daily.))
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Post by alienfetucine on Apr 6, 2009 15:54:48 GMT -5
(D'aw... v.v So... what do you think of moving back to GFAQs? Apart from the initial reaction of having 3 new people showing up at once (happened before, sort of. Kow and a few others showed up on the board we used to use before a merger, but they just ended up being... integrated. Admittedly, only Kow is really still there now. <.<)
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Post by Blobfish on Apr 8, 2009 11:25:25 GMT -5
(Maaaaybe. You'll have to ask everyone else.) (Or why not just get all the gameFAQs people you know to move here? )
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