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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 25, 2009 17:47:22 GMT -5
Yes. Another RP. v.v
Not at all stolen from a board on GFAQs. >.> <.< >.> Anyway... The concept is pretty simple. You post, and try to screw with other people. Whether through hurting, killing, or manipulating them, depending on personal preference. No limit on characters; you can do 1 char or 20, supposing you can actually write for that many. Though, making a bunch of chars for the sole purpose of ganging up on somebody = bad taste. No real rules, either. Other than no 1-shotting people without their consent, though after a long fight is acceptable without it. No limit on power levels; you can have a personification of pure evil (seriously. Somebody started as the bearer of the Sword of Hex, the purest concetration of evil in any universe which embodies all evil anywhere. Just to screw with people. And it was fine, because the point isn't to win; it's to write and make an awesome story.) or be a simple farmer with no combat experience. No profiles, just write from the top of your head, pretty much.
And, because I'm showy-off-y...
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A world between worlds, a world that is not a world.
A world that exists beyond time and any power in the universe.
In it, there is a table. Circular, made of a shining metal.
In an upside-down dome set under the center, there is an entire landscape, an entire world. Clouds, hills, mountains, cities...
Lives.
At one end of the table, a woman sits. Black hair tumbled to ivory shoulders, and then below a shimmering multi-colored dress. The woman smiles, a smile that never reaches her pure-black eyes.
Eyes without any white at all.
The woman draws a coin from the air, and flips it.
It lands on edge, and sinks into the world-in-miniature.
"Hm... Perhaps one more move."
A card materialized in the air, followed by another.
On the first, there was a black sword with red lines running through it.
On the second, there was a pure-white spear, with ribbons of blue attached to it.
The first sank into a tower of the large castle in the center of the world-in-miniature, while the second descended into the town surrounding the castle.
"Hyrule Castle and Castleton... Your move, I believe," the woman said, looking around the table.
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OoC: The base world is Hyrule, post-OoT Child Timeline. Other worlds will enter into play eventually. My chars will get a normal post after somebody else does. >.> <.< >.> Now... Anybody else interested?
Also, my explanation to Kow over AIM on what to do:
KnightsofWii999 [6:57 P.M.]: Gr. KnightsofWii999 [6:57 P.M.]: That topic CONFOOZLES me. Fetucine [6:58 P.M.]: Why? KnightsofWii999 [6:58 P.M.]: Iunno what to do. :/ KnightsofWii999 [6:58 P.M.]: Or what happened in that first part. Fetucine [6:59 P.M.]: Woman = gawd. Everybody at the Table = gawd.
Your char at the Table = gawd. Your char at the Table does something (coin or card, in my case) to drop an avatar of your gawd char into Hyrule. KnightsofWii999 [6:59 P.M.]: Hm. KnightsofWii999 [7:00 P.M.]: Kinda vague there, hm? >_> Fetucine [7:01 P.M.]: The point is to do whatever you want and just write to be awesome.
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Post by knightsofwii on Mar 25, 2009 20:17:43 GMT -5
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," said a voice at the end of the table. He had dark hair, with a smirk on his face. He put his hand in the air, and a figurine appeared in his hand. He put it in the middle of the miniature board, south of where the others were. The figurine held a bow, with a quiver on its back.
"Hm... One thing missing, I think," he said, making a red-tipped arrow and a blue-tipped arrow appear in his hand. He placed it in the quiver of the figurine.
"And there's my player. How about you all?" He finished, looking at everyone else.
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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 25, 2009 21:27:04 GMT -5
The Woman scoffed at him. "You can use more than one piece, you know," she said.
"But enough expository banter! Now we play like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!" she exclaimed, looking at Castleton. Then she turned her gaze back to Hyrule Castle.
~
The Shadow Knight leaned against the door, watching the hallways. A servant came by, bowing and murmuring, "Good evening, General," as he passed.
Kennit, the Shadow Knight. General of Hyrule, and the third Black Knight, preceded by the Dark Knight and the first Black Knight. His brothers in arms, the Red, Blue, and Green Knights, had suffered mysterious accidents.
So it left only him to protect the Princess' bedchamber, that oldest practice of the Great Knights.
The Great Knights, the best of the elite. Chosen by destiny for their role, it was rare for even two to exist at a time. Only once before two years ago had all four Great Knights existed at once; when the Great Knights were formed by their namesakes, the Red, Blue, Green, and Black Knights. Every Great Knight after them took a name derived from their color; the Crimson Knight had been the Red Knight before he had met the stairs of the tallest tower in the Castle face first, for example.
And now, only the Shadow Knight remained of the current Great Knights.
Kennit pushed the Princess' door open, 'waring of any creak. Lightly armored, unlike most of the normal Knights, he didn't clatter or clank as he strode to stand at the side of the Princess' bed.
The moonlight streaming in from the window seemed to be absorbed by his blade as it appeared in his hand, ruby-red lines shooting through the onyx blade.
The Blade of Memories...
The Princess woke briefly, as her throat was gashed open.
A sword of purest darkness, possessing unimaginable power and knowledge...
Zelda twitched and fell limp again, as the Shadow Knight looked down on her. He raised the Blade from her throat, and began to chant softly.
Knowledge of forbidden arts.
The Princess lay still.
Knowledge of power, greater than any other.
Zelda twitched, and gulped air through her ruined throat.
Knowledge of... everything one could wish for.
"Welcome back to the world of the "living", my dear..." Kennit said softly, moving the Princess' hair away from her throat. "You'll have to be careful of that, won't you? A nice black scarf would do nicely for the time, no?"
Zelda twitched her head in a foul mimicry of a nod.
"And you'll be sure to listen to Uncle Kennit when you make a decree from now on, right?"
The tiniest of noises. "...Yes..."
"Good girl... Now, I'm sure you need your sleep."
The Shadow Knight retraced his steps to outside the door.
The Princess was a reanimated horror, taking his merest suggestions as commands. Within a few days, her throat would heal enough for her to talk easily, and then... Well, they would see.
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The azure ribbons of the spear waved in the morning light, and the shimmering white spearhead shone as it lifted while Kat stretched. It was surprising how comfortable shirt and breeches could be, compared to a dress...
She'd barely gotten used to it. Men's clothing was one of the more unusual features of Hyrule's Guards; everyone had to wear it, regardless of gender. Still, she'd dreamed of being a Guard in the mighty castle that had towered over her since she was little...
Katrina shook herself out of memories as a person walked past, carrying a basket of bread loaves.
What she hadn't dreamed of was watching people walk in and out of gates all day long, looking for anything that could harm those inside the Castle.
She stifled another yawn, and continued watching, the Spear of Luxis raised into the air.
~
"Well, well... I didn't expect even the Blade to move so fast. It's barely been in the game a few hours, and such a major event," the Woman said, still watching the board-world. Then she looked up, and said aloud, "I wonder if anybody here can match it..."
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OoC: And that is an example of a game-changing post. >.> Anyway, a bit more info on Hyrule:
Zelda is ruler in all but name, due to an elderly father who is constantly bedridden, but still well-loved. Both Kakariko and Castle Town (the latter of which has been officially renamed Castleton) have both swollen in population, from constant wars in nations nearby driving thousands of people away. They're barely even recognizable as the ones from OoT, especially Castleton; it's grown straight over the moat, most of the buildings have been rebuilt as stone, and the river-moat has been widened to serve as a supply river.
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Post by knightsofwii on Mar 25, 2009 21:40:51 GMT -5
"Ah, yes. But I prefer to tie all my hopes into one single person," the man said, smiling again. "Because, would it be more interesting for one to conquer two, or two to conquer one?"
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In Lon Lon Ranch, a man stood, in the middle of the horse pen. A girl ran up to him, red hair flowing. She neared, and as she did, the man punched her in the stomach.
Straight through the ****ing stomach.
The woman gasped, and fell to the ground, cold and lifeless. He channeled energy through his body, and in a flash of light, teleported outside of the filthy hole of infestations, or 'animals' as some call them.
"Filthy rats. They... deserve to be cleansed..." the man spoke to himself.
He waved his arms around, and finally brought them together, creating a blinding light. The ground shook, and pillars of earth began to fly through the ground. It decimated everything there; including the remaining inhabitants.
"One down," he began, "An entire Kingdom to go."
He began walking north, to the 'great' Hyrule Castle, and Castleton.
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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 26, 2009 14:33:56 GMT -5
Kat was startled out of her reverie as a troop of guards ran out the gates. Then she noticed a series of screams coming from Castleton.
Seeing the leader of the guards beckon to her, she ran to join the other guards.
They marched down the wide roads, towards the market square. Even before they came into view, they could see strange flashes of light, and hear ever-more startling noises.
The guards entered the square at a dead run, looking for whatever had been causing all of the commotion.
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Post by knightsofwii on Mar 26, 2009 15:44:02 GMT -5
The man took an arrow from his quiver, and held it in his hand like a dagger. He lifted a man that was trying to run; a man clad in a red shirt, holding some sort of ball. He stuck the arrow threw his throat, and threw him on the ground.
"Men, women, children, elderly. None will escape..." he said, as a blue man came in front of him, one who looked near identical to the man he just killed.
"You.. killed my brother!" the man said. "You'll pay!" He finished, as he took a knife from his back pocket. He thrusted forward with his knife in hand, however, before it could connect, the other man punched him straight in the face. The blue shirted mans head was decapitated, and the body fell.
"As I said. None will survive."
As he said that, the castle's guards came into the area he was at. He gave a slight smirk to them; about 22 in count.
"Do you think... you can stop me?" He said, and began laughing. He teleported to the top of a nearby building, and performed the same spell as before. Large stalagmites came out of the ground around where the guards were, attempting to impale them.
"Listen, weaklings! I am Kuto, and I will purge this land of all life! Prepare... to DIE!"
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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 26, 2009 15:59:01 GMT -5
(OoC: Uh... Feel free to post, other people. >.> <.< >.>)
Kat watched in shock as the spears of earth stabbed through her comrades' bodies, spilling blood and innards over the cobbles.
One of the stalagmites rushed towards her. Panicking, Kat spun her spear in an attempt to deflect it.
There was a brilliant flash of light as the two weapons collided, and then the spear lightened in her hand. As the light faded away, the stalagmites had crumbled into dirt.
Katrina's spear had changed, the shaft and head turning pure white, rather than brown-black and silver. It hadn't changed apart from the color and the weight, becoming much lighter.
"What the...?"
Kat looked up at the devastated square, and the building the man, Kuto, was standing on. He was laughing, and didn't seem to have noticed the light.
He'd killed all of the guards.
And all of the townspeople.
If anyone here was to die now...
It would be him.
With that thought in mind, Kat began walking towards the building he was on. Barely thinking, she leaped towards him, impossibly high and fast.
She stopped in mid-air a few feet above and ahead of him. Kat changed her grip on the Spear, and thrust it at him. It broke apart in the middle, with a shining metal chain attaching the halves. The spearhead went flying towards his chest.
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Post by knightsofwii on Mar 26, 2009 19:52:52 GMT -5
"Hm. You, like all the others, deserve to be wiped from all traces of existence..." Kuto said menacingly.
He focused again, teleporting and avoiding the spearhead, appearing just above the girl. He raised his arm, and shoved his elbow into her back. She was sent plummeting into the ground, while he landed gracefully a few feet away.
"You... like all the others..." he said again.
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((Now someone else post. Alien won't be until someone else does. v_v))
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Post by Jiin6 on Mar 27, 2009 0:37:31 GMT -5
((post? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope not getting one from me, due to reasons of a now unknown source of hate *starts yelling at wall*))
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Post by kitini on Mar 27, 2009 9:11:37 GMT -5
((I'll have a go. Why the hell not. I'll probably die before long - I struggle in RPs based purely around action, but what the hell )) "You two are fighting already? I thought it'd be another turn or two before that started," a small voice suddenly announced. "I turn my back and you're at it. Leave some for me," the young girl added. She wondered who to use, thinking deeply, before her eyes lit up and she retrieved a shimmering marble from her pocket. She concentrated for a moment, tiny cracks appeared, followed by a confident smile as she carefully placed it at the top of a mountain. -- In the world, a young girl awoke with a start, and peered around her mountain-top camp. She stood and walked about the camp slowly, blade in hand. Seeing no danger, she quickly set about packing the tent she had hastily raised, though her surprisingly warm silver eyes continuously scanned the scene. With one hand, she pushed back some of her blonde hair that had managed to work itself out of her braids while with the other she lifted the bag she had tucked her camp equipment into. With one more suspicious glance about, she set off a swift pace down the mountain path, dodging stray rocks from the volcanic point. ((Say hello to Elira, by the way. Elirins sister. She's closer to paladin than scout. Sorry the post is a bit rambly. I'm kind of at work XP (no spellcheck, btw, so sorry for any mistakes. The only reason my posts are free of typos is because of Firefox )))
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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 27, 2009 15:18:43 GMT -5
(It's not really based around action. Kennit, for example, will be almost purely manipulative and story-advancing. Though, if you try to screw with him, he'll **** you up bad. >.>
Also, even if you die, you can just make another character to continue.
As for the paladin/scout thing...
By generic RPG classes, Kennit would be, physically, a Dark Knight. Mentally, though, he's basically a cross between Kuja, Seymour, Kafka, and Xykon. I wonder if anyone other than Kow and I know who that last one is. >.>
Kat is sort of a Fire Emblem General without the drawbacks of all that armor. Just about anything you throw at her, physically, goes "tink", while she throws it back at you twice as hard. Magic is pretty much the only thing that has a chance against her. And she has a chain-spear for the pure awesome factor.
The first char I did, the coin landing on edge... Well, I'm considering a few different things for him/her.
My take on Kuto is that he is, basically, Missingno. In a comparison with FF/FE characters.
And I assume you're on Death Mountain?)
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The Woman glared at the girl. "Why must you turn this game into a HOUSE OF LIES?!"
The Woman looked down on the rapidly-changing world set in the table, and then continued, "To be honest, I hadn't planned on the Spear of Luxis revealing itself so quickly. I suppose with the Blade holding an active host, Good sought a champion for itself, and found it there.
"I wonder what will happen when the Blade and Spear clash?"
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Kat landed on her hand on the ground, and flipped herself upright. The spear, abandoned in mid-air, shuddered to a halt in the cobblestones where her hand had been a moment before. It had restored itself, reeling the two halves together, when she had lost her grip on it.
Katrina pulled the spear from the ground, setting it behind her back.
She then raised the spear and pointed it towards Kuto. "Take all of my anger and rage, my fear and hatred! Focus it into a beam to smite all evil! BRILLIANT FINGER!!!"
The spearpoint fired towards the man, followed by a flash of white light, shaped like an arrow, that moved just behind it. The two were moving so fast that the sound of their passage couldn't be heard until seconds after they went by.
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Kennit watched from the shadow of a nearby building, between being startled, shocked, and enraged. The Spear had been activated, a perfect bearer for it awakened, and what did he have to show for this setback? Absolutely nothing. Perhaps the man would kill her... He'd get some thanks, in a sword-through-the-back kind of way.
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Post by knightsofwii on Mar 27, 2009 15:56:51 GMT -5
"Probably a clash of the most righteous and the most malevolent forces in all of the worlds," the dark haired man said, with another smile. "Now then, I think I'll do this, to make things a bit more interesting.." He said, and waved his hand around. The place the two were fighting at, Castleton, was enveloped in a shadow, with two bright red eyes gleaming out.
"Your move."
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"Ha ha ha... Looks like I lose the fight, but not the war..." Kuto said, in a different tone than before, a bit more demon-sounding.
The Spear and the light-arrow were moving faster than Kuto could imagine, almost not giving him time to react. He swung his fist down, and it connected with the Spear, sending it into the building below. However, the other weapon, the Arrow, had hit him with full contact. It went straight through his chest, with something on the end of it.
Something red.
Something with horns.
Something with wings.
Something... small.
The arrowhead had a demon on it, not a menacing one, but an evil one nonetheless. It screeched, something that could shatter your ear drums. It was sent flying to the other end of the Field, still stuck on the arrow.
"I'll be back, mortals! And when I am, you will die!"
The sound echoed off of where they were, as if the imp was still watching them. Not that it could; it was sent to the Lost Woods, where it could regain its strength.
At the building where the two were fighting, the man who had fought fell on the ground, unconscious. The demon had been expunged from his body.
~~~
((Cliche, I know, but I couldn't do it any other way. I don't really like having evil characters. >_>))
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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 27, 2009 17:14:18 GMT -5
With no imminent threat, Katrina's awareness began to fade, overloaded by the immense energies unleashed by the Spear. A few seconds after Kuto did, she collapsed.
Kennit emerged from the shadows as the Spear repaired itself, Blade in hand. He looked down on Katrina, her long black hair fanning out over the ground. He raised the Blade, as if to stab through her. Then he slowly touched it to her throat.
A bolt of light magic smashed through the Blade and up his arm, blistering it and crisping it black within seconds of contact. Kennit spasmed, and finally dropped the Blade, severing the connect
[glow=black,2,500]You fool. The Spear wouldn't let her come to harm. Leave, now, before she wakes. And don't be so foolish again, or you may find consequences... that are unpleasant.[/glow]
The whispery voice had come from the Blade. With a grimace, Kennit picked it up and returned it to it's hiding place in the shadows. He returned through the shadows to his room, thinking.
His arm hadn't been healed by the trip through the darkness. How strange... Perhaps it was a effect of the light magic used to inflict the wound.
Kennit now had three different tasks; apprehend "Kuto" and the guard the Spear had chosen. Find the imp, and possibly get a direction to the other demons of the world through him. Locate the resting place of what could be his most powerful ally...
All of that to do, in the five days until Zelda would be recovered enough for his plan to begin.
Hm.
That was another task, one that would require the help of some allies. The imp, or one higher-up on the demonic ladder, might do... But the easiest way would be through his soon-to-be-found ally.
Hm, indeed.
Hiding his injured arm in a long sleeved tunic and a large black gauntlet, Kennit went to find the commander of the guards.
He could use these more minor pawns to help him in some of these tasks.
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In the gatehouse, he ordered the guards to apprehend the trouble-makers in Market Square.
He went to visit the library next, and spoke with the head librarian. The man was given an order to find anything he could on a certain Demon King, as well as his greater servants.
Last of all, Kennit submerged himself in shadows again, reappearing in the Kokiri Forest. To his eyes, darkened by the magic of shadows, there was a trail of dark energy leading through the Field.
Dear, dear. That imp must have been positively hemorrhaging Essence.
He looked around again, and found a much-diminished imp suspended by an arrow of light, stuck to a tree by his chest.
"Would you like some help?" he asked.
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Post by knightsofwii on Mar 27, 2009 17:19:00 GMT -5
"Fool! I am a creature of darkness, of your worst nightmares come real! Why would I..."
The monster cleared his throat and sighed.
"..Yes, I would, please." It said, in an almost childish voice.
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Post by alienfetucine on Mar 28, 2009 0:03:34 GMT -5
(This was written by Kow and I on AIM, due to the ungodly amount of posts it would take normally. The writer will be denoted by a (Kow) or (alien) before each section.)
(alien) "How unusual. A demon that can be polite." Kennit said brightly, and then lifted his gauntleted hand. The tree burst into flames, then proceeded to explode.
(Kow) "Thanks for that." the demon said, emerging from the fire. "Unless you couldn't tell, my kind absorbs fire. In other words, you exploding that tree healed me."
(alien) "Don't thank me yet." The light arrow thudded off a tree, shot from the explosion. It riccocheted around the forest, eventually shooting through the imp's shoulder again. It bounced off the ruins of the tree behind him, and then slammed into the Blade of Memories and finally was sent into the ground hard enough to keep it trapped.
(Kow) "Okay, yeah, I spoke too soon. Mind helping? I don't know if you would know, but this thing hurts. A lot."
(alien) Kennit could see the imp leaking essence, in an expanding pool. Between his previous fight, the meager replenishment of the explosion, and the massive gap in his shoulder, the imp looked quite close to losing that body. Kennit raised his gauntleted hand at the imp, and a slow stream of flames spewed at him. Enough to keep him alive, but not enough to completely heal him. "I don't really like to take chances. So. Tell me about the demons higher u- er, lower down than you..."
(Kow) "Hm, so you're going to torture me, then? Fine. I don't know much about them, only the fact that they sent me to possese that kid and start killing random people. No idea why, I was just following orders."
(alien) "Oh, this is hardly torture. I do believe I am assisting you in recovering from a mortal injury, and I am simply requesting information in exchange. "Who is it, exactly, that you work for, then? Surely, you at least know a name. Or perhaps a few titles?"
(Kow) "Names? No. Titles? Yeah... I think he goes by 'Satan', 'Beelzebub', and his favorite, 'The One-Winged Angel'."
(alien) "Has such a lowly creature as you seen him in person? Perhaps a few accomplishments of his? I don't seem to recall such a demon, even in quite a bit of study in the Castle's library. Not to mention the bonuses of my... unique situation."
(Kow) "Considering he is the epitome of evil, no, I haven't met him. You probably haven't heard of him because he could, like, erase knowledge of him, or something. I dunno, the higher... lower... downs... powers confuse me."
(alien) "The epitome of evil? Ha!" Kennit let loose a burst of flames that reduced the ground around the imp to a smoking crater. "How long has he been around? A few thousand years? In a day, I've managed to top anything he may have done in his entire existence. I think I want to meet this cheeky upstart, then."
(Kow) "Yeah, good luck with that. Considering he's an evil God? He could probably just erase you from existence, no matter how strong you are." "Oh, by the way, the Kokiri might notice if you keep doing stuff like this. Might wanna stop."
(alien) "You'll see. I think you might want to make yourself prepared." Kennit pulled the Blade of Memories from the shadows. The red lines began to glow brilliantly. After a few seconds, Kennit swung the Blade around in a circle. From the spinning tip emerged a raging inferno, that expanded and swelled to become a mile-wide dome of unstoppable flames.
The inferno died down after a few minutes, leaving a wasteland of scorched trees, burnt ground, and empty ponds. Only Kennit, the Imp, and the light arrow were unaffected.
(Kow) "Uh... Okay? Thanks, that pretty much healed me. And considering my boss could stop your attack, wipe you from existence before you were even born, I think he's a bit stronger than you."
(alien) "I quite doubt it. I mean, he has yet to do so, hasn't he? I'm still here, doing whatever I want. So. Take me to your leader."
(Kow) "Funny how time travel works, huh?" the Imp said, conjuring a portal. "Not exactly sure how he'll react to this, but oh well." The Imp finished, making a portal to the underworld appear. "If you would kindly step through?"
(alien) "I wouldn't dream of going ahead of my host. You first, I believe." Kennit said, and pushed the imp through the portal using the Blade. He followed nonchalantly.
(Kow) "We may be at a torturous place where you suffer for all eternity, but it's no reason to be rude!" The Imp said sarcastically. "I think that's where Satan is," it said, pointing to a large tower that looked as if it was made from bones. "If you don't mind, I think I'll stay here. Just come back when you're ready, and I'll make a portal back."
(alien) "I do apologize, but I think you will be escorting me. I wouldn't want to "accidentally" fall into a pit of fire or a hellish swamp, now, would I?"
(Kow) "Bah, fine. Not like I have the clearance to get in there..." The Imp said sheepishly. "Well, let's go."
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(alien)
A few hours later, they made it to the tower. Kennit stood back and looked at it. "A tower of bones? How cliche." Then he drew the Blade forth from the shadows, and said, "This is how I knock. Take a few hints, why don't you?" He swung the Blade, and a massive wave of energy burst forth, smashing through the tower and setting it to collapsing.
(Kow) "Hey, hey, hey! Don't mess with my building, man!" A disembodied voice said. "Thanks for bringing him here, Imp. I was starting to get bored." It finished. A huge inferno erupted, spanning almost throughout all of the Lower Plane. Inside it, a red man with horns... Wearing an AC/DC shirt appeared. "Hey, what's up?"
(alien) " "What's up"? I ought to kick your *** just for that. But I suppose I'll let you off with only a few bruises... if you bend the knee right now." Kennit raised the Blade, completely unaffected by the flames.
(Kow) "Bend the knee, hm? Okay!" The Devil said, looking down. He focused on his knee, and in a few seconds, his knee bent backwards, with his kneecap sticking out. "Now. Do you know who you're dealing with?" He said mockingly. He focused back, and bent it back to normal. He popped and stretched it a bit.
(alien) "As a matter of fact, I do. A foolish demon with overly important views of himself. A usurper, who wouldn't even match the measliest servant of a secretary to the servants of the true Demon King. And even he would be unable to stand against me. So. "Kneel. "Or. "You. "Will. "Be. "Crushed."
(Kow) "Hahahahaha! I like you, kid. You remind me of myself when I was a bit younger, and a bit less evil. I mean, if you were on MY level, you would have already attacked. Like this." Satan finished, and snapped. A meteor came crashing down from what looked like the sky.
(alien) "Why would I attack prematurely?" Kennit raised a hand, and caught the meteor on the tip of one finger. "In this world, physical abilities are blurred and exaggerated. I could do this with one hand in the real world, and one finger here. But apart from that... Why attack before giving you a chance to surrender? Now I'll have to make an example of you..." Looking bored, Kennit slightly shifted his grip on the meteor, and brought it slamming down to where the demon was.
(Kow) "Ha. It's like that because I made it that way, man. Makes working for my demons a bit easier. Let me just shut it off for a minute." With that, he snapped again. He looked at the meteor flying towards him. "Oh, darn. It looks like I made myself weaker, and I can't dodge a giant flaming rock flying right towards me! Whatever shall I do... Oh, I know. I'll just stand here and let it hit me." He said, again, mockingly. The piece of space-rock hit him straight on, his body absorbing the entire impact. After it finished passing through him, there he stood, any missing skin regenerating. "You really need to get that god complex fixed. Because when you're dealing with a REAL god, you are going to seem a bit inferior."
(alien) "From what I've seen, you've yet to do anything better than I have. How long have you been the "god" of this realm? Five thousand years or so? And in that time, you haven't done squat. Corrupted a few petty farmers, perhaps? Even that, I find hard to believe. "Whereas in less than two days of activity, I have taken control of Hyrule and I am assaulting Hell itself."
(Kow) "You realize I'm only doing this because I was bored, right? With a rough estimate, I'm only using 6/666,666,666,666 of my regular power. And as the Imp told you, if I wanted, I could just go back in time, rape your mother, kill her, and come back to my humble abode. But as you can see, you're still alive. If I wanted to kill you, I would have done so already."
(alien) "If you were so powerful, again, why haven't you done anything to Hyrule? With the power you say you have, you could have crushed the Goddesses long ago. I'm pretty sure that would be "more fun" than this."
(Kow) "That's not how things work around here. Not that you could understand..." The Devil said, putting his smile away. "Within light is dark. Within dark is light. The two rely on eachother, one can't live without the other. If I were to destroy the Goddesses, there would be no good, and therefore no evil. You really need to lighten up." The Devil finished, making a ciggarete appear in his hand. "Really, you do. I'm one of the most powerful, evil, demons out there, but I'm calm and collected. What does that say about yourself?"
(alien) "You truly have no idea, do you? Evil can exist without good. In fact, that is the only way it can truly be evil. With good involved, evil is simply a watered-down mess of shadows. "As for your "calmness", you truly have no idea what it seems like when I am angry. Now that this little discussion is over... "Will you kneel, or do I have to force you?"
(Kow) "You really don't get it, do you?" The Devil smirked. "Due to time travel laws, I haven't already killed you. But, I could torture you for all eternity. The only question is how..." Satan looked at him for a moment. "Tell me, which kind of torture would you prefer?"
(alien) "I'll take that as a "force", then." Kennit sighed. He lifted the Blade, and said, "I wonder.... Do you even know what this is?"
(Kow) "Hm... it looks like... Something like... This?" He said, and held his hand out. Darkness matieralized in the shape of the blade Kennit was holding, and it came into his hand. He began examining it closer. "Hm... Looks like something made from the Higher Plane."
(alien) "Actually, you couldn't be more wrong. It is pure, concentrated evil, the embodiment of sin. The only object in any universe that can exist without light of any sort in it. Frankly, a copy like that is just a pathetic joke." The fake Blade in the demon's hand shuddered and then collapsed in on itself, forming a black hole.
(Kow) "Oh, black holes! I love those! They're so... trippy... Oh, and yeah, this was made from the Higher Plane. Probably none you've read of, the guys I'm talking about kind of like to keep their 'organization' a secret."
(alien) "Still wrong, I am afraid. It was forged by the Demon King himself to serve as his blade, to scourge the Goddesses from the sky and cover the land in darkness. Of course, when the odds are three-to-one... "For the last time, I say. Kneel. Or you will be knelt."
(Kow) "Bah. You're starting to bore me. If you don't mind, I'm going to kill you, 'kay?" He snapped, and the demons that were in the tower, that was now rubble, came to attack him. At the same time, Satan was channeling a spell. A spell to remove Kennit's kneecaps.
(alien) "Hmph. The best you can do?" Kennit slightly waved his hand, and the inferno that had raged around the two suddenly abated, freezing solid around the ruins of the tower and trapping the demons inside. "I wouldn't want to have to kill prospective vassals..." Then Kennit leveled the Blade at Satan. "Take my anger, my rage. My fear and hate. Turn it to a beam that surpasses any power in existence! DEMONIC BLAZING FINGER!!!
(Kow) "Ha! You really are something, kid. I wish you luck in future battles. But remember, you killed me now, in Hell. Not much will happen, I'll be reborn within minutes." He said, and stood still, waiting for the spell to hit him.
(alien) "Oh, no. It is something much worse than "death" for you." A split second before hitting Satan, the beam separated into countless tiny rays of black fire, orbiting the demon. Then they lanced through him as one, and split him into twelve piece, ripping his much-tarnished soul out of his body. His soul, in turn, was ripped into a dozen pieces, and hauled to the farthest sections of Hell, to be pinned to the wall in eternal agony, incapable of regenerating himself.
Kennit looked around Hell. "Hmph. A lousy state if I ever saw one." He snapped his fingers, and the barrier trapping the Demon Lords shattered. The pile of bones rapidly reconstructed itself into a massive behometh of a chair. Kennit sat in it, and said, "I'm in your underworld, sitting on your throne." He looked around at the cowering demons. "Now. Would anybody like to... Oh, I don't know... bend the ****ing knee?!"
(Kow) The demons of Hell, at least the ones still... dead... all looked at eachother. After a few minutes, each and every one of them were bowing to the man who had killed the strongest God they knew of.
(alien) "Right. At least some here still understand sense. Now then... I don't care to divulge my plans to any here. But could anyone here shapeshift? That could be quite useful, to have a double, in my plans."
(Kow) "Uh... I can..." A squeeky voice said. A recognizable one. It was the Imp. "Gotta tell you, wasn't expecting you to... kill.. him. Kudos."
(alien) "Oh dear me. Seriously? Nobody else can shapeshift? Nobody?!"
(Kow) "Yeah... I'm a bit different. Satan gave me shapeshifting powers for that mission I was talking about. I guess he forgot to take them away."
(alien) Kennit sighed heavily. "Fine. Whatever. Let's go, then." Kennit pointed at the Demon Lords, and said, "All of you, get this place cleaned up. If it isn't ship-shape by the time I get back, you all get the same treatment as smart-aleck over there." Kennit gestured to indicate every direction at once. He turned to the throne, and opened a portal to Hyrule above. "Coming?"
(Kow) "Yeah, right. One sec." The Imp looked around, eyeing every last piece of Hell he could. "Alright, I'm ready."
(OoC: I both await and fear the day somebody tops the length of this post. It's 14,765 characters long. ._.
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